Monday, July 20, 2009

Coasters on the Mind

Lately, I've been building pages on Mahalo that are associated with Roller Coasters. Maybe I am getting nostalgic, or missing coasters. Anyway, I'd love to share my pages. They are for purchasing coupons, but I have included groovy POV roller coaster and water ride videos so everyone can enjoy! Also am including a few other new pages if you want to check out too!


  • Cedar Point Coupons

  • Schlitterbahn Coupons

  • London Eye Tickets

  • Wicked Tickets

  • Wonderland Tickets

  • Dorney Park Coupons

  • Circus Tickets

  • Ringling Circus Tickets

  • How to Become a Paralegal





  • Have fun!


    Allie Kat is back to antagonizing the cat.

    Tuesday, March 3, 2009

    Bong kitties, anyone?

    I've decided to start keeping this blog current in an attempt to rid my mind of some of these insane stories I've been finding myself exposed to as of late. Actually, every night, because I am starting to realize that the news out there that we don't always hear about is sometimes the most unsettling, or at the very least a tad bizarre.

    I'm not likely to be able to extricate this story from my mind anytime soon:

    Shadow the Bong Kitty

    There is a video accompanying this story folks, and it includes close-ups of the actual homemade bong that the kitten was stuffed inside. Now, it is one thing to hear about people blowing marijuana smoke into an animal's face, but quite another to trap one inside an enclosed area with no air, only smoke.

    I guess I should start saying Only in Nebraska -- at least until a new insanity crosses my path tonight.

    Sunday, February 15, 2009

    Jogging myself awake............

    6:36 am and I'm thinking I'll start the day with a run....or is it end the day with a run? Not sure. I'm sorta bad with this whole blogging thing, as I'm sure you can tell by now. At any rate, Mahalo is covering the DAYTONA today, so everyone should check it out if you're into the whole fast car deal :)

    href="http://www.mahalo.com/Daytona_500_Results">Daytona 500 Results
  • Speedweeks
  • Daytona 500 Front Row
  • Daytona 500 Start Time
  • Daytona 500 TV Schedule
  • Daytona 500 Winner
  • Daytona ARCA 200
  • Daytona International Speedway
  • Sunday, February 8, 2009

    Losing my Mind on Morphine's jive.......

    Damn I love the band Morphine. They are the sort of band that when you haven't listened to them in awhile it is like rediscovering a hidden gem.

    I am sorta in the mood for a long, hot bath and then breakfast and a movie. It has been awhile since I've done that, and maybe the rain will encourage me to take to the dangerous L.A. freeways. Nothing like a shot of slip-slidin' in L.A. to get you going for the day.


    So, the Grammy's are on the loose tonight and Mahalo has some kickin' pages up.

    Neil Diamond MusiCares Person of the Year
    Smokey Robinson Grammy Performance
    Stevie Wonder Grammy Performance
    M.I.A. Grammy Performance
    Kenny Chesney Grammy Performance
    Sugarland Grammy Performance
    Jamie Foxx Ne-Yo Grammy Performance
    Carrie Underwood Grammy Performance
    Jay-Z Grammy Performance
    T.I. Grammy Performance
    Chris Brown Grammy Performance
    Adele Grammy Performance
    Kanye West Grammy Performance
    Jonas Brothers Grammy Performance
    Jennifer Hudson Grammy Performance
    Rihanna Grammy Performance
    Robert Plant and Alison Krauss Grammy Performance
    Kid Rock Grammy Performance
    U2 Grammy Performance
    Radiohead Grammy Performance
    Paul McCartney Grammy Performance
    Katy Perry Grammy Performance
    Coldplay Grammy Performance
    Lil Wayne Grammy Performance
    Justin Timberlake Grammy Performance
    Best Rock Album 2009 Grammy Performance
    Best Alternative Music Album 2009 Grammys
    Best Country Album 2009 Grammysa>
    Best Pop Vocal Album 2009 Grammys

    Best Rap Album 2009 Grammys
    Grammy Awards
    Grammy Nominations
    2009 Grammy Nominations
    Album of the Year 2009 Grammys
    Song of the Year 2009 Grammys
    Record of the Year 2009 Grammys
    Best New Artist 2009 Grammys
    2009 Grammy Nomination Performances
    Grammy Winners 2009
    2009 Grammy Awards Photos
    Grammy 2009 Live Coverage
    Best R&B Album 2009 Grammys
    Bo Diddley Tribute Grammy Performance
    Robin Thicke Grammy Performance
    My Grammy Moment
    Grammy Red Carpet
    Best Short Form Music Video 2009 Grammys

    Sunday, February 1, 2009

    The Morning Line ----

    I cannot sleep no matter how hard I try - not after being awake all night liveblogging. I've been at this a month now and still haven't gotten a rhythm down. I've almost given up. I'll just let sleep come when it chooses and not worry about routine. Schedules are boring anyway, and I rather enjoy hitting these illusory moments when my vision ebbs and flows before suddenly blurring its way toward lucidity. It's times like this when I wonder if I am sleep-derived and kidding myself; wide-awake and on the verge of comatose only not quite certain that the Gods of clarity are ready to drop me off the cliff just yet. This is what happens when a person doesn't sleep. They begin to weave sentences that are filled with words and description that have no purposeful direction. Moments like these I tend to turn to my feline for advice -- and that's never good.

    But I do have a purpose here. I figure that since I am not likely to sleep before heading to my Super Bowl party that I might as well share with you the fruits of my morning labor -- that is to say, I'd like to show off what NOT TO DO when baking meringues at 6 am. DO NOT get creative with party themes. So what if the idea of dyeing your delicious dessert invades your head. Ignore that voice. Always ignore that voice. Creativity with color has no place when meringue is involved. Some edibles just weren't meant to be anything other than what they are, which in this case is white. I don't like to consider the way those yellow meringues cooling in my oven look. Suffice to say they have cracked -- just enough, mind you, to reveal a putrid, oozing yellow oil. Well, you might as well see for yourself folks.......


    Bleck. No fun AT ALL. On a brighter note, however ---- I did decide to leave about 15 of the meringues alone. You know, just in case. This is the way a tasty meringue SHOULD look......


    YUM! YUM!


    Anyway, enough of that already. I always have to mess up in the kitchen before anything turns out right, but at least I learn. Culinary art takes some of us more practice than others.

    So the last few nights I've been finding random little articles pertaining to the Super Bowl to post about....things like 'The Art of the Tackle' or 'The inner-workings of football fans' or 'How to make a football' or delicious Super Bowl treats created by scientists. Oh yeah, that was a fun one. Some of those cats designed finger foods that looked like intestines. No thank you.

    I'm not a football fan. I just like to listen to people yell actually. I'm excited to be going to my friend's place today, but I will miss being here listening through my window as my crazy Texas neighbor and his pack of hyena-singing fools kick it up a hundred notches. It doesn't take a huge sporting event to incite his friends to turn into howlers, but if there is a big event you can forget about it. The screamin' demons know how to preach for the home team.

    I think my father used to be a Steelers fan when I was a kid, at least as a last resort AFTER the Texas teams. It was either that, or back in the late 70s and early 80s the Steelers were a huge rival of the Dallas Cowboys and/or Houston Oilers. I shudder to think of all the old polaroids of me sporting Cowboy and Oiler shirts. Guess you could say I've always been a bona-fide Texan - tride and true right down to my excessive use of the word "ya'll." Maybe that was my mother's doing though. I certainly didn't chose to wear those football shirts and learn those silly sport 'ditties.'

    Well, since I made those blasted meringues yellow maybe I'll scream and holler AGAINST the Steelers. Who the hell knows. By the time the game starts I may be having so many delusions that I haven't a clue who is even playing anymore. What I do know is this, and this is especially for my dad if he'll actually read this thing -- I am posting links below to all the Mahalo Super Bowl commercial pages. My father is usually trying to recap the commercials for me since I often avoid the game, but his senility makes it difficult at times, so this will ensure he can keep it all straight. Yeah flake, that's right! Without further ado.......


    Amy Borkowsky
    Angels and Demons Super Bowl Ad
    Budweiser Clydesdale Super Bowl Ad
    Carreer Builder Super Bowl Ad
    Cars.com Super Bowl Ad
    Cheetos Super Bowl Ad
    Chuck Super Bowl Ad
    Denny's Super Bowl Ad
    Doritos "Free Doritos" Super Bowl Ad
    Doritos New Flavor Pitch Super Bowl Ad
    Doritos Power of the Crunch Super Bowl Ad
    Doritos Super Bowl Ad
    Doritos The Chase Super Bowl Ad
    Doritos Too Delicious Super Bowl Ad
    Fast and the Furious Super Bowl Ad
    Frosted Flakes Super Bowl Ad
    GI Joe Super Bowl Ad

    Go Daddy Danica Patrick Super Bowl Ad
    Go Daddy Super Bowl Ad
    H and R Block Super Bowl Ad
    Heineken Super Bowl Ad

    Heroes Super Bowl Ad
    Hyundai Genesis Super Bowl Ad
    Hyundai Super Bowl Ad
    Jay Leno Super Bowl Ad
    Kings Super Bowl Ad
    LMAO NBC Super Bowl Ad
    Land of the Lost Super Bowl Ad
    Medium Super Bowl Ad
    Miller One Second Super Bowl Ad
    Monsters vs. Aliens Super Bowl Ad
    NFL Network Super Bowl Ad
    Pedigree Super Bowl Ad
    Pepsi Super Bowl Ad
    Sobe Lizard Lake Super Bowl Ad
    Sobe Super Bowl Ad
    Star Trek Super Bowl Ad
    Super Bowl Ads 2009
    Super Bowl Commercials 2009
    Super Bowl Commercials Live Coverage

    Teleflora Super Bowl Ad
    Transformers Super Bowl Ad

    Saturday, January 31, 2009

    Ode to Liveblogging with a hint of Meringue

    Howdy folks! Welcome to the crazy Texan's new blog. That's right, I've decided to join the denizens of cyberspace for a little lyrical jaunt of my own. I used to have a mac account going, but alas it has disappeared into the technical gutters. At any rate, I am deeming this blog Desultory Wisdom because desultory is my favoritest word in the whole wide world. A close second is inculcate, with amalgam rounding out the top 3.

    You see, I love words. The best part about blogs is that you can read the words I write and not have to hear my attempt at pronouncing them. Sadly, I appear much more intelligent in writing than I do during verbal confrontation. This is in part due to my pronunciation impediment and my inability to refrain from all the large words I pick up in everyday life. Most of these words I gleam from reading, which is why I have to make a concerted effort to look them up regarding pronunciation. Such a drag, and I'm mostly too lazy to do it. So, you know, expect the worst if you meet me in person.

    So this morning......because I am busy with online endeavors..........I am going to have to cut this short for a few hours. However, I have a tasty Super Bowl surprise to share with you folks in a bit. I haven't decided what to call my delicious treat yet, but suffice it to say I am preparing a special morsel for today's Super Bowl festivities. If I can figure out how to post photos on this thing than I will have pictorials to accompany my scrumptious words.

    Ciao.